Down with the rule of donkeys and pigs!…political satire to amuse you!

Decades of deceitful, devastating greedydonkeys from the neighborhood and their dilly-dallying brother donkeys andqueen donkey in the North are destroying my dominion, its development and peaceand are responsible for the ongoing…disturbance, stir.

And these donkeys have equally corrupt, overfed,armed pigs to protect them against all their misdeeds and misrule. These pigscapable of illegally and brutally harming unarmed persons fail miserably andperennially fighting in our forests. Shame on the society that gives birth tosuch donkeys and pigs, which are an insult to every animal in the world includingthe real beast of burden and the provider of bacon.

I call them donkeys and pigs very rightly andfor short, because the list of their names is a long one. And I think the listis not required as you are wise enough to know who I am referring to.